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Biggest Micropenis in the World Hoodie

Biggest Micropenis in the World Hoodie

Regular price $45.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $45.00 USD
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Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Holiday Deadlines

Holiday Order Deadlines

To ensure your gifts arrive in time for the festive season, please take note of our order deadlines based on your location:

🇺🇸 USA: December 12, 2023
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Europe: December 1, 2023
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Germany: December 12, 2023
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UK: December 13, 2023
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Canada: December 1, 2023
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Australia: December 9, 2023
🌐 Rest of the world: Nov 20, 2023

While we strive to meet these deadlines, please be aware that high shipping volumes and unforeseen circumstances may impact delivery times. These deadlines are provided as a guideline, and we recommend placing your orders well in advance to account for any potential delays.

Don't miss out on spreading joy this holiday season! Place your orders by the respective deadlines to increase the likelihood of timely delivery.

Latest Update: December 8, 2023

Happy Holidays! 🌟

Shipping

Get ready for a seamless shopping experience with our speedy shipping. Your shirt will make its way to your front door in just 2 - 15 business days, like clockwork.

United States: 2 - 7 business days

Europe: 2 - 10 business days

International: 7 - 15 business days

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Returns/Refunds

We do not accept returns/exchanges, but we do offer refunds in cases where the product arrives with defects, damage, or does not meet the promised standards.

Should you have any concerns, please feel free to reach out to us via email at hello@dankmemeapparel.com

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