• World's Smallest Cock Dad Hat - Dank Meme Apparel
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World's Smallest Cock Dad Hat

World's Smallest Cock Dad Hat

5.0/5
170 reviews
$28.00 USD
$35.00 USD $28.00 USD
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Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Shipping

Get ready for a seamless shopping experience with our speedy shipping. Your shirt will make its way to your front door in just 2 - 15 business days, like clockwork.

United States: 2 - 7 business days

Europe: 2 - 10 business days

International: 7 - 15 business days

Latest update: Mar 28, 2025

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Returns/Refunds

We do not accept returns/exchanges, but we do offer refunds in cases where the product arrives with defects, damage, or does not meet the promised standards.

Should you have any concerns, please feel free to reach out to us via email at hello@dankmemeapparel.com

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Customer Reviews

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Cum Dumpster
Nice looking on my cousin.

loads of sex, i like

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Customer
Good gift for a boss you work for.

Every boss is a cock once in a while, therefore I'd gift this hat to my boss since it's got his name already on it.

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